Breakfast with 2 Assassins and a Friend! (Kris/Jade/Zelda)

Kris walked into the mess hall and sat down, motioning Jade over. He was excited he found his old friend, today was gonna be a good day.

Jade walked in with Kris and smiled as she sat down beside him. "Been awhile since we've sat down together and had a decent meal." She said to him as she thought up the food she wanted for breakfast

Zelda wasn't a morning person. She was more of a "sleep a lot then wake up and do stuff" person. She rubbed her eyes groggily as she shuffled in. Someone bumped into her and instead of going for her knife like usual, she just growled a warning. "Oi. Fuck off and learn to watch where y' be going," said the Irish girl.

Kris heard Zelda, "YO! 19! Leave the poor guy alone!" Kris laughed and motioned her over.

Jade raised an eyebrow clearly confused now.

Zelda swung around, her hand going for her knife. Seeing Kris, she loosened up and sat down with him and the girl she saw as his girlfriend. "Hey, Kris and person," said Zelda who had heavy eyelids and a need to sleep sitting up.

Kris smiled at Zelda, "Tired?" He then realized what he forgot, "Where are my manners, Jade, Zelda, Zelda, Jade." "Zelda is my partner, Agent 19." He said to Jade.

Jade smiled. "Nice to meet you, Zelda." Jade said.

"Top o' ye mornin' ter ya too, lassy. What's for breakfast?" yawned the girl who was slowly moving to rest her head on the table.

"Think of something and it appears infront of you," Kris said as bacon, eggs, buttered toast, and pork roll appeared on his plate while orange juice filled his glass.

Jade smirked as a bacon biscuit appeared before her plate. She picked it up and took a bite out of it, then swallowed and took another bite.

"Chucker yer tink oi can git an Oirish coffee? Proobably not... ugh. Oi nade a draink!" said the Irish girl. She sounded more and more Irish the tireder she got. Before her, a bacon and cheese toastie appeared and she picked it up, not caring if it burned her hands, and bit into it.

"Yo, Zelda, we can't understand you anymore, here, let me try something," Kris splashed Zelda with cold water.

Jade grew a wide-eyed look. There was only one real time that Kris did that to her..and Jade remembered quite clearly that she tried to kick his ass halfway across the camp for it.

Zelda waited for a moment, the cold of the water like electricity running through her. Then she stood up abruptly, her knife in hand and aiming at Kris. "Dun make me kill y'."

"Oh shut up and eat your food, Zelda, we both know I'm better than you, ya drunk," Kris laughed and ate his food, he then stole some of Jade's food.

Jade reacted as fast as Kris stole the food..a dark orb appearing in her hand and quickly remolding into the form of a dagger just inches from his throat.. "Now, Kris...you know how I feel about you trying to steal my meal...now put it back.." She told him.

Zelda purposefully went as Irish as she could now, just to annoy Kris. "Whaen oi say don't make me kill yer... don't. Oi'm jist as gran' as yer, Eighteen. They don't call me Death for nathin'."

Kris took a bite and put it back, grinning. He then turned to Zelda, "None of us can understand you anymore! And I have a Russian accent!"

Jade groaned slightly annoyed at what Kris did, but still ate the food anyway.

"Shut up," Zelda scowled and picked up half her toastie. She started to eat it, enjoying the warm cheese.

Kris smiled at their annoyance and drank his orange juice, messing around with magic energy in his free hand.

Jade continued to eat her meal and glances between the two people she was having breakfast with. "So...how long have you two known one another?"

Zelda looked at Kris for the answer. She hadn't been counting.

Kris thought for a bit, "5 months?" Kris continued to eat, for being skinny, he seemed to eat twice his body weight.